Megan and I always seem to run into the biggest creepers. Last night, Dallas Willard was speaking at Rock Harbor. A bunch of us from college group- me, Megan, Kasey, Cosy, Seth, Colin, Jenny, Lucas, Kristina, plus Andy Hamilton and Steve
Stubblefield and Rob Pierce- all went to go hear him speak. Cosy and I had dinner before hand, kind of on the run and in the car and in the patio area of Rock Harbor. The speaker was definitely different from what I expected. I thought it was going to be a lecture format and then maybe Q&A at the end. I don't really know much about Dallas Willard
other than he's a pretty huge name in Christian circles so I was excited to hear what he had to say about transformation.
Unfortunately things kind of rolled downhill when about 45 minutes, maybe less, into the discussion, they started opening it up to questions from the audience. That turned into a massive
therapy session, talking about anger and feeling invalidated and
transparent and that's when I totally lost focus. Trenton was in the audience elsewhere and he and I were
texting each other- Megan and I were sitting NEXT to each other and we were
texting each other. It was crazy. Around 8:30 they said that there was about another hour and we all died a little inside. So at one point, a little before 8:45, they did this exercise where we get up to introduce ourselves but instead of saying our name and job, we say our car and what we had for breakfast. That's when we made our escape- we were OUT of there. A few minutes later, as I was walking through the parking lot after saying goodbye to Megan and Kasey (Seth and
Cosy had bailed about five minutes before), I ran into Steve, Colin, Jenny and Rob who had all bailed as well. So much for listening to Dallas Willard. I just felt bad that I wasn't focusing at all!
But let's talk about the creeper. There was this guy sitting behind me. I knew he was trouble when he started "yes, Lording" during the prayers. Not quietly but pretty loudly. And then he was typing on his computer like he was, as Megan put it, tenderizing meat. I have never heard some type so dang loud! And then he started making comments. I think that's what scared me the most. What is it with me and
Megan running into creepers? First creepy skeleton motorcycle man and now meat tenderizer
Typie McTyperson. We must be magnets!